Anonymous asked: I like to jizz in your eyes and make you squeal my name.
That’s good 😘
jonlane2014 asked: Will you kiss my face?!?!?!?!
I opened my door for you and you came in and burned my house down.
my lungs are filling with smoke but i cant leave (via insanosylum)
so there was this girl in my class who showed up to class everyday with her thong sticking out and one day my teacher just walked up to her and said ‘let’s keep victoria a secret’ he got fired but it was still funny