If the words “hella swaggy” “fucking hilarious” and “flawless music taste” aren’t used at my funeral I will come back to haunt all of you.
i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went
"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"
when i’m a doctor doing a surgery right before the person goes out under the anesthesia i’m going to say ‘ok pull up the wikihow article’
Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???